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> * Subject: "Aussie Chat No.2"
> * From: Tony Renshaw <renshaw@ozemail.com.au>
> * Date: Fri, 17 May 1996 12:05:55 +1000 (EST)
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> The following are some radio clips from transmissions made between pilots
> and ATC in the O'Hare TRACON. They have been taken from an article appearing
> in a recent Qantas Crew Newsletter and may be a bit of fun to read!
>
> 20. "Expect lower at the end of this transmission."
> 19."Citation 123, if you quit calling me center, I'll quit calling you twin
> Cessna."
> 18. "About three miles ahead you've got traffic 12 o'clock, five miles."
> 17. "If you hear me, traffic is no longer a factor."
> 16. "You got him on TCAS? Great! When you're seven in trail, resume normal
> speed and call Chicago Center on 120.12
> 15. "I am way too busy for anybody to cancel on me."
> 14. "You got any more smart remarks, we can be doing this over South Bend
> go ahead."
> 13."You're gonna have to key the mike, I can't see you when you nod our head."
> 12. "It's too late for Louisville. We're going back to O'Hare."
> 11. "Put your compass on 'E' and get out of my airspace."
> 10. "Don't anybody maintain anything."
> 9. "Caution wake turbulence, you're following a heavy 12 o'clock, three
> no, lets make it five miles."
> 8. "Climb like your life depends on it because it does."
> 7. "If you want more room Captain, push your seat back,"
> 6. "For radar identification throw your jump seat rider out of the window."
> 5. "Air Force One, I told you to expedite"
> 4. " Listen up gentlemen, or something's gonna happen that none of us want
> to see. Besides that, you're pissing me off."
> 3. " Leave five on the glide, have a nice ride, tower inside, twenty-six
> nine see ya!."
> 2. "Japan Air Ten Heavy, how 'bout a radio check?" (Response- "Rogah,
> swithching!")
> 1. "Turn in and take over you know the rest."
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> Not half bad. Gidday for now!
> Regards Tony Renshaw
> The Aussie Connection
> Builder No.236
> hello
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