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From: "Don Anderson" <jdanders@nas.com>
Subject: Stranded
Date: Tue, 2 Mar 1999 18:57:36 -0800
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this absolutely stunning deserted island in the
middle of the Pacific, the following events have transpired:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together
in a menage a trois.
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they
alternate with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.
The Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look
at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two American men have formed a joint-venture to start an island
food distribution company and are collaborating on cornering the
coconut market, while the American woman keeps bitching about her body
being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do anything
the men can do, about the need for spiritual fulfillment, the equal
division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her
opinion and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her
mother is improving. But at least the taxes are low and enough shade
that her complexion is not suffering unduly.
The two Japanese men have fused beach sand into transistors, which
they used to build a satellite transmitter and have faxed Tokyo for
instructions about what to do next.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and by
setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture
because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut
Whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not
getting any.
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2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
men and 1 Bulgarian woman
woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
Irish woman
in the
transpired:
Italian woman.
happily together
in a menage a trois.
strict weekly schedule of when they
woman.
woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
waiting for someone to introduce them to the
English woman.
Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look
Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
formed a joint-venture to start an island
collaborating on cornering the
bitching about her body
can do anything
equal
her
her
shade
that her complexion is not suffering unduly.
Japanese men have fused beach sand into transistors, which
a satellite transmitter and have faxed Tokyo for
do next.
South and by
picture
coconut
not
getting any.
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