A Europa will kill you quick . . . a woman takes her time.
Europas like to do it inverted.
Europas can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
A Europa does not get mad if you 'touch and go.'
A Europa does not object to a preflight inspection.
Europas come with manuals.
Europas have strict weight and balance limits.
You can fly a Europa any time of the month.
Europas don't have parents.
Europas don't whine unless something is really wrong.
Europas don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown.
When flying, you and your Europa both arrive at the same time.
Europas don't mind if you look at other airplanes, or if you buy airplane
magazines.
If your Europa is too loose, you can tighten it.
It's always OK to use tie downs on your Europa.
:-)
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