He's an accountant, isn't he? :-)
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From: owner-europa-list-server@matronics.com
[mailto:owner-europa-list-server@matronics.com] On Behalf Of Richard Holder
Subject: Europa-List: CHRISTMAS GREETINGS
Alan Burrows wrote:
> Gosh isn't the modern world wonderful..!
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implicit or explicit, my best
> wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
> stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter
> solstice holiday, practised within the most enjoyable traditions of
> the religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with
> total respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions
> of others, and their choice not to practise religious or secular
> traditions at all... and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling
> and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
> accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the
> calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
> have helped make Britain great (not to imply the Britain is
> necessarily greater than any other country nor is it the only
> "BRITAIN" in the northern hemisphere), and without regard to the race,
> creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual
> orientation and choice of computer platform of the wishee. By
> accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting
> is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable
> with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by
> the wishee actually to implement any of the wishes for her/himself or
> others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the
> sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as
> expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of
> one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
> whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this
> wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
> Merry Christmas to everyone Alan Burrows
:-)
Are you a lawyer ? :-) This stuff is what made Britain not-so-Great and I
blame the self-enhancement of the lawyers in politics.
Richard
PS - Alan - I KNOW you are not a lawyer - otherwise I wouldn't have said it
! :-)
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