I have used a surplus Pitney Bowes digital postage scale to measure my Redux
that recently stopped working. I sent it to them for repairs and thought I
would share my reply......
January 27, 2000
RE: Digital Postal Scale - service order # 83472
Dear Mr. Jacobsen
We are returning your postage scale in an unrepaired condition. It was
filled with a hard (very hard!) green material that could not be removed
with our best tools. After examination by several of our top line engineers
we have determined that the green material is Kryptonite.
After damaging several very expensive tools attempting removal of the
material we have given up. Also we have have learned that Kryptonite is
lethal to selected superheros so we have wrapped the scale in lead sheet
before returning to you. We suggest you leave the scale wrapped in the lead
sheet and bury it in your yard.
Sincerely,
Roland L. Frye
Customer Servive Manager
Pitney Bowes
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