It's a little quiet on the Europa News List.
Allow me to take the opportunity and send you some transcripts of
European Aviation Radio contacts...... enjoy !
<Thomas>
LH741: Tower, give me a rough timecheck
Tower: It's tuesday, Sir.
Tower: Have you got enough fuel or not?
Pilot: Yes.
Tower: Yes what??
Pilot: Yes, SIR
Pilot:
...Tower, please call me a fuel truck.
Tower:
Roger. You are a fuel truck.
Tower:
Phantom-Formation crossing controlzone without clearance,
state your callsign!
Pilot:
I'm not silly...
Tower:
Delta Zulu Romeo, turn right now and report your heading.
Pilot:
Wilco. 341, 342, 343, 344, 345...
Tower:
Lufthansa 893, number one, checkcar on the runway.
Pilot:
Roger. We'll check the car on the runway.
Pilot:
Good morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request start up and
push back, please.
Tower:
KLM 242 expect start up in two hours.
Pilot:
Please confirm: two hours delay?
Tower:
Affirmative.
Pilot:
In that case, cancel the good morning!
Tower:
Cannot read you, say again!
Pilot:
Again!
Tower:
Alitalia 194 - taxi to rwy 28, hold short
AZ194:
Ahhh, yes, taxi to rwy 28
Tower:
AZ194, cleared for take-off
AZ194:
Ahhh, two minutes, need preflight (checks)
Tower:
Alitalia 194, YOU ARE CLEARED FOR TAKE OFF NOW.
AZ194:
Ehmmm, yes, yes, take off in two minutes
....In der Zwischenzeit: Rwy 16 hatte eine 737 mit einem Platten,
Rwy 14 war ueberlastet, also nahm man eine 767 von Cincinnati
auf 28. Die Crew der 767 war nun 8 Stunden unterwegs...
Tower:
Alitalia 194, expedite take-off, we have Delta 767 final on 28 2
miles!
AZ194:
Ahhh, we need 30 more seconds...
DL104:
Hey Spaghetti, take-off or I'll fuck you from behind
mondon@zeiss.de
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