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Subject: Europa-List: Off topic- The Tale of The Arab Flight Crew
From: craig bastin <craigb@onthenet.com.au>
Date: Wed, 3 Sep 2008 21:37:49
This was sent to me by a relative, apparently it was blacked out from the
news in europe etc due to Muslim sensitivity concerns


Subject: The Tale of The Arab Flight Crew


                  How stupid can you get? Well, this Arab flight crew will
show you. Photos
                  Show total destruction of a $200 million aircraft, brand
new off the
                  assembly line.

                  THE TALE OF THE ARAB FLIGHT CREW

                  Written by To The Point News

                  Friday, 16 May 2008


                  The brand spanking new Airbus 340-600, the largest
passenger airplane ever
                  built, sat in its hangar inToulouse, France without a
single hour of
                  airtime. Enter the Arab flight crew of Abu Dhabi Aircraft
Technologies
                  (ADAT) to conduct pre-delivery tests on the ground, such
as engine runups,
                  prior to delivery to Etihad Airways in Abu Dhabi .

                  The ADAT crew taxied the A340-600 to the run-up area. Then
they took all
                  four engines to takeoff power with a virtually empty
aircraft.  Not having
                  read the run-up manuals, they had no clue just how light
an empty A340-600
                  really is.

                  The takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit
because they had
                  all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers
thought they were trying
                  to takeoff but it had not been configured properly
(flaps/slats, etc.)

                  Then one of the ADAT crew decided to pull the circuit
breaker on the Ground
                  Proximity Sensor to silence the alarm. This fools the
aircraft into
                  thinking it is in the air.  The computers automatically
released all the
                  brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward. The ADAT
crew had no idea
                  that this is a safety feature so that pilots can't land
with the brakes on.
                  Not one member of the seven-man Arab crew was smart enough
to throttle back
                  the engines from their max power setting, so the $200
million brand-new
                  aircraft crashed into a blast barrier, totaling it. The
extent of injuries
                  to the crew is unknown, for there has been a news blackout
in the major
                  media in   France and elsewhere. Coverage of the story was
deemed insulting
                  to Moslem Arabs. Finally, the photos are starting to leak
out. Airbus $200
                  million aircraft meets retaining wall and the wall
wins....



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